haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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