A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Holy sore nipples Batman
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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