Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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