For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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