This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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