I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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