This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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