I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
vagina is talking i cant
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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