Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
