return my video game
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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