well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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