You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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