i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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