im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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