when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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