Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize