He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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