oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she peed on how many people?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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