I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i think im in europe. pls send help
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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