What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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