i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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