okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Randomize
