Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
FUCK WHALES
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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