The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We left the knife in your bed.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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