I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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