i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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