Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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