bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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