Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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