operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Randomize
