no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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