Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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