And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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