The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Please don't give away my fajitas
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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