why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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