so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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