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why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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