Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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