You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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