wat bout pragnant strippers??
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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