a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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