Plan B is the new Plan A
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Houston, we have a blender
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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