why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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