Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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