I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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