i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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