Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I FOUND THE LEGS
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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