Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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