fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think people are normalizing furries
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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