Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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