yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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