mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
