I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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