im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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