am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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